Rhodey: You finally did it, didn’t you. You put roller skates on the armor.
Tony: They’re not skates. They’re…electro-static energy racers.
Tony Stark, tiny nerd on wheels.
[From Iron Man: Armored Adventures episode 1.12, Masquerade.]
I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.
i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath
i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit
hahah you’re short
hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck
If you can even reach my neck
here i come motherfucker